Fun Links:
- Incredibly Strange Albums - http://www.thriftstoreart.com/album_/album1.htm - my favorite title is "I Eat Kids" (http://www.thriftstoreart.com/album_/176.jpg) and my favorite album picture cover is "Spaghetti Sauce and other Delights" (http://www.thriftstoreart.com/album_/142.jpg).
- Battle of the Real Super-Geniuses- http://www.mcphee.com/categories/action.html - they have the weirdest assortment of action figures (Bach, Freud, Einstein, Shakespeare, etc.)
- Warning: this is gross - Navel Fluff Collection - http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html
- Apology Note Generator - for all those men who forgot to get a valentine for their wife on valentines day - http://www.karmafarm.com/formletter.html. here is the apology generator for women (look below for an apology note I wrote in case I would ever need it) - http://www.karmafarm.com/letter.html
(sorry in advance for the language)
Dear Worthless Penis,
I've been wanting to hack it off for days now and unable to verbalize my feelings in a manner in which you would understand, put the matter aside until I could conjure up a more focused thought to bear. In a nutshell, SHAVE DAMNIT! And another thing, if you want to STAY in the basement, then you'd better crawl over here and lick my boot or I'll sell you into slavery. Not that you'll be any good.
Don't ever talk to me again. Love,
No longer the one chained to your dirty laundry
1 comments:
Oh my goodness. What language.
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