I was summoned for jury duty today. I had to show up at 8:30 am. It was really boring except for listening to all the lame excuses people come up with at why they are unable to serve on a jury. The best excuse I heard was from a man that looked in his later 40s. He said that his father taught him that it is not right to judge and so for religeous reasons, he does not feel right about serving on the jury. Judge Patterson let him go and then said to the rest of the prospective jurors that they better not be changing their religons before he calls their name. It was pretty funny. I was already called and was sitting in a jury seat by this time.
Mad Libs for today: Date Etiquette
After a passionate date, jump her on the phone or write her an enthusiastic letter. Better yet, send her a bouquet of marbles. This shows that you are running about her and would like to type her again.
Fun Websites
- Virtual Lite Brite (now you don't have to worry about the little pegs rolling under the couch - just select a color and start plugging away) - http://sfpg.com/animation/litebrite.html
- The Shining (movie) as a romantic comedy - http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov
- Bert Christensen's Weird & Different Recipes (kitty litter cake, anyone?) - http://bertc.com/recipes.htm (note: my favorite recipe is Swamp Water Punch With The Floating Arm of Death)
- Samuel Johnson Quote Collection - http://www.samueljohnson.com/index.html (note: my favorite quote is "You smell me, and I stink.")
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